my gosh . i think i've put on like 20kg . okay , i know im abit kuazhang , budden seriously . i think my cousins have jus proclaimed todae , torture-grace-day today . anyways , i've got a job ! part-time bartender . when i was first offered the job by my mother's boss , i was damn frigging happy . who wouldn't ? high pay , free beer , and its fun ! so obviously , i agreed . popped like dunnoe how many bottles , drank like crazy , with my mother by my side staring at me like some hawk looking at its prey . she was nagging "wahlao eh . you drink so much . are you crazy ! where you learn how to drink one arh ? you ah . scally kena rape den how ! blahblahblah ." piishhh . like i bothered listening . budden i realised that the job was actually quite . TIRING . plus , many guys start staring at you weirdly , esp MY LEGS . i was practically glaring at every single one of them by the time i finished the next bottle . so , I QUIT ! wahaha . dont worry , im independently wealthly , pending on my angpaos . total of $500 this yr ! wahaha .


then i went to town to meet my cousins , wenjia and wenqian . after 2mins of walking in heeren , we discovered the ugly fact , MOST SHOPS WERE CLOSED ! they then went on to blame me , for my retardedness . cos i was the one who made them go ouut with me . like HOW WOULD I KNOW ! argh . we walked to paragon and sat at orange juilus for 2hrs , laughing at lame jokes . qian was testing me on some retarded thing , which took me 1hr30mins to figure out . like WTF ! then we went to my another cousin's house , siyi , for some family gathering . we played black jack , and taidi . with money ! wakaka . won their money . serves them right , who ask them torture me . my brain cells not enough le lorh ! they still waste on lame jokes .


in the middle of a game , i was dragged home by my mother , so now im home blogging . like duhh . its so damn bloody early ! bahh . now she's yelling at me to go and bathe . cos i stink ! fine , i shall blog more another day . oh wait , my dearie says i have a talent for blogging ! my gosh , i have one faithful fan . chhel jus laughes at whatever i blog . FINE RACHEL LEE . one day , you'll appreciate my talent . (: jus you wait !

my gosh . my poor poor stomach . i think im going ta fast for 3 years after today . wad is WRONG WITH EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD ?! okay okay , its chinese new year , so everyone's in a very celebraty mood . budden do they have to celebrate by stuffing their faces , PLUS mine ? gosh , those woman who were eating like crazy are the exact people who complain to me , 363 days a year minus 2 days of cny , how fat they are . IF YOU BLOODY THINK YOU'RE FAT , WHY BOTHER EATING SO MUCH ? geesshh . their model answer to me is , "because life is short , and we have to enjoy ourselves ." my dad's stupid answer was , "because , my dear daughther , ITS THERE . " PISSHH . i seriously do not give a bloody damn if its there or on the moon , stuffing your faces in food jus because its cny is NOT a good thing . esp if you're so boliao , like my mother , that STRIGHT after we went to both my grandmas house , she complains in the car how humongous her stomach is , and that she vows to go to the gym every single morning to work out . my reply to her was , "go all you want , jus don't wake me up ." she gives me a smirk and says , "we'll see ."


like WTF ? my families full of weirdos . my cousin jus proclaimed to the other 3 of us that she's a woman from Mars . she then went on to explain how her planet functions , and that currently it is still Christmas in her planet . they apparently wake up at 5am in the morning , eat breakfast at 7am , lunch at 5pm , dinner at 12am . den they sleep at 1am . my another cousin went , " oh really ? that explains the protruding bludge at the stomach typical Marcians like you have . " my Marsian cousin , stoned for 10secs , den ran off to chase the escaping cousin screaming , "HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MARSIAN PRINCESS !" "-_- my gosh . weird or normal behaviour , you decide .


suddenly i felt someone POUNCE on me from the back . i turned around , its was my mother . she dragged me to the "MajiongRoom" in my grandma's house , and forced me to sit down with a chopper butchers use to chop their chicken meat . she then screamed at my brother , "JOJO ! SUJUN ! (thats the name of his girlfriend) " the couple sashayed into the room , and answered with the obvious , "WHAT ." then my mother started to explain how young girls my age were married off in other countries , and how they were taught to please their husband plus mother-in-laws . den she told us that learning how to play mahjiong (?!) was a good way to please their mother-in-laws plus grandmother-in-laws . she then FINALLY saw the look of HUH in my face , and went on to scream in those ways coffeeshop aunties usually do when they wanna tell the guy making coffee the customers wan a teh-oh . anyway , she yelled "WHY YOUR LOOK LIKE THAT ONE HUH ? YOU KNOW HORH , YOU ACTUALLY VERY PREETYY ONE , YOU LIKE THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THOSE SAN GU LIU PO JUS HEAR GOSSIP LEH . " my obvious reaction , "-_- . so i sweetly told her to sit down , and explained that shouting like the coffeeshop auntie was going to make her wonderful (PUI) voice break and grow more wrinkles on her face . den my brother's girlfriend jumped in to distract her , by dragging my standing-in-the-corner-laughing-his-head-off brother into the conversation . my cue to run off . (:


waitwait , important part , I RECEIVED MANY MANY ANGPAOS !$380 in total ! wahahah . tml still got sia . go my mother's boss house , SIIOOKK ! he damn generous . last yr angpao give me $250 sia ! rich jiu shi rich le . nothing to say .


sia larh . some person add me on msn . i ask who , the person tell me fan of renfu . i thought my fanclub people , in the end is some pervert . first thing , "you got hp ?" i say yarh . then he say , "you how old ?" i say 14 . the person say im 15 . give me your number ! i went , HUH . den he goes on to say , "i need to go . i give you my number , ******** . msg me okay . bye . " i went , WTF ? wan to pao niu also where got like that one . seriously , that was like the WORST PICKUP LINE I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE . and better still , he tells me his name is ZAX . den 5mins later , he told me his name was Hansel or wadever shit . i went , that is a stupid name . then he asks if he has a chance to be with me . me , obviously stunned , went , WTF ? then i demand a photo of him . he shows me renfu's pic . i went , FUCK YOU , thats renfu . then he shows another one of this guy with QUITE a hot bod , i was thinking , not bad . until the last one , the pic which shows the REAL him . not the renfu one , nor the hot guy one , IT WAS SOME FAT BAFOOONNS PHOTO . i went , "GOD , NO . THATS AN INSULT TO GUY WATCHERS LIKE ME . PLEASE FUCK OFF , AND SCREW YOURSELF . " den i lifted my mouse , *click* and i blocked him . (: im so proud of myself .


anyways , HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE OUT THERE . esp those who are married , you're reading the blog of a veeerrrryyy poor lil girl . be nice , drop me an angpao . x)

im back ! with photos of SWITERZERLAND , no less .




this is at some pier . obviously , with many boats .



this cute lil swan's stretching itself ! my gosh . they should organize some Miss Swan of the Universe contest or smth .



their houses are so preeetyy ! machiam you wake up early in the morning , lie in your bed , then those wuliao early birds will start chirping and singing fer you .



seriously , i think that balcony is ABIT over decorated . i mean , unless the owner wants to have a personal feel of how living in a forest is .



these creatures here , are my future collegues . (:



i KNOW Heaven's nicer than this . wahaha . this is the top of Mt . Titlis ! or smth like that . i almost rolled of the cliff just to take this photo .



my ultimate choice of a proposal . ANYONE WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME WILL HAVE TO PROPOSE TO ME RIGHT HERE . x)



the preeetieesst will always stand out among the ugly ones .



even Switerzerland's TAXIS are cute ! the driver seems to be stoning in the cab . wonder why .


okay , enough photos about Switerzerland . chhel's not coming to the beach now , cos i've no mood to leave the comforts of my house . so now we're conferencing with yoyo on the phone . yoyo's telling us some scene shots from I Not Stupid Too . damn funny larhs ! *procedding to laugh my head off* we're going to watch I Not Stupid Too on tuesday , and Memoirs of a Geisha on saturday . at last , i can use that $2 discount voucher . my gosh , i sound like a typical kiasu Singaporean . but , WHO CARES !


shit , i just reaslied i have less than 2 hrs to make myself look decent enough for the reunion dinner or else my mother's going to give me some make over and make me look like some typical guaikia mothers love . waitwait , i have to maintain my new image of a demure-ish SHU NU ! i can feel chhel smirking over the phone already . *ahem* i will dress like a shu nu so my brother has no excuse to laugh at me and call me a butch , or introducing me to everyone in the world as his little brother . ALL BECAUSE OF A BLOODY HAIRCUT . hey , i know i look VERY different from primary school , cos of the past long hair and all , budden WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING I LOOK LIKE A BUTCH ?! im going to get another haircut . once my hair grows , that is .


tata till later , amigos .

today's chinese new years' eve ! finally , i can get angpaos again . im like so broke can !

chhel later meeting me at beach . den can go there play . wahha . she called me yesterday say wenyou say he wanna come . cos he wanna see got mermaid anots . ''-.- hhas . budden think he changed his mind . seriously larh , yesterday me and chhel were discussing some stupid problems , den we realised something . GUYS ARE ACTUALLY THE CAUSE OF ALL THE RUBBISH PROBLEMS . so the best solution is to just get rid of all the guys in the world . (:

later got some reunion dinner thingy sia . have ta go all the way to JURONG . my gosh . i think im gonna sleep in the car . luckily Singapore is sucha small lil country that even if you travel like one end to the other it'll only take you like the most one hr , by car , that is . imagine if you're in some humongous country like America or Switzerland or smth . my gosh . jus driving to the NEXT town can take you like 8hrs .

did i mention my favourite country was Switzerland ? that place has like so many wonderful sceneries . when i grow up , my dream is to move to Switerzerland , buy a house on the hill , and have a barn behind it so i can buy cows and let them live there . then i can milk them for a living ! my brother apparently thinks my mother shouldn't have bothered rising me with education , since all i've ever wanted to do was be a farmer . yeeessh . my brother has ZERO sense of humour . like , DUH , my dream's not that . its a frigging fantasy . think i'll waste like more than half my life studying , then go off and MILK COWS ? hogwash .

if i have the time , i can load my pics of Switerzerland up here . so dumbasses like chhel can see how WONDERFUL that country is . tata till later . (:

wahhaa . jus created a new blog again . budden im not gonna reveal myself this time . (: anyways , didnt go to school for the past few days cos i was sick . budden went back todae sia . damn it . there's this ger who came frm some place in China for some exchange progg . i THOUGHT she was nice at first . budden WHO KNEW , actually she was quite a big snob . so what if your chinese is better than ours ? you don't really have ta show it out you know . don't you think its abit obvious ? rolling your eyes whenever our extremely nice and cheerful chinese teacher talks ta you ? or better still , SLEEPING in class right in front of the teacher ? my gosh , didnt your parents teach you manners ?


chinese new years' coming ! lotsa lotsa angpaos ta collect . there's yhope's service tml ! at 3-5 . chhel and shir's coming . YAY !

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